Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010

Irish Alarm Clock

The sound someone makes when they overreact about nothing

Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest

Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off

Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*

Person 1&2: Oh shit.

by The Grunge Girl thats no bitch August 27, 2009

alearda

She is pretty, harome, the best friend ever and super funny. Everyone loves her bc she is loyal and always makes you smile 🤡 also she leaves nam xx

Alearda: I like ya cut g

by ilyaliuandhale October 8, 2020

alearda

She is pretty in a boyish kind of way, cute, funny afff, super loyal, harome, everyone loves her bc she always makes you laugh. Also she is super good at leaving nam xx
She is also good at shpiking histori 😉

Alearda: I LIKE YA CUT G

by ilyaliuandhale October 8, 2020

alearta

Alta, ossessionata dai cani, si crede simpatica qhando non lo è ma è brava nelle lingue

X: Oh guarda c’è Alearta!
Z: Mi hai rovinato la giornata.

by jami November 21, 2021

Aleardo

A man who never gives up on his friends, a loyal scientist who has dreams of one day learning to ride a bicycle

Aleardo is a woman with a huge penis

by HELLLIKOPTTERR May 27, 2022

alearda

shes amazing and super funny.alearda is the most perfect girl in the world and everyone appreciates her a lot.she also supports nazis and loves h1tler sm

alearda:my austrian grandpa was such an inspiration

by cod lover 420 February 26, 2023