Drives a slow as V6 Mustang, has a tiny dick, and gets no play. Also suspected of having sexual relations with his car and dog.
You’re such an Abe
by Slimy Horse Cock September 9, 2021

A person who’s name is Magnus Høgh Laursen and he can’t sit still, and gatekeeps all the chocopops and lays salt under his bed (value packk)
Abe
by Youngdaggerdong June 11, 2025

Something that makes anyone look more attractive, especially women. Not everyone likes them, and that's okay, but don't step on our parade when we say we like them
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that chick/dude walking past just now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they've got abs! So hot!"
Person 3: "Man, y'all are weird."
Person 2: "Yeah, they've got abs! So hot!"
Person 3: "Man, y'all are weird."
by ExplodyHando May 29, 2022

by Fart 🤣 March 17, 2021

by Young 5 Year old\ The Cleaner June 19, 2018

Ab hap ( used with hand gesture ✌️) is a friendly greeting/farewell. It is the short version of saying ‘Wishing you ABSOLUTE HAPPINESS’ or ‘Happy Days Always’ - it is so simple, even babies can say it! Part of ‘Smiley Culture’, it is UNIVERSAL & can be used across all time zones 🌎 🌍 🌏
Smiley wished the person on the other side of the road: ✌️ ‘Ab hap ✌️my friend’.
They replied: ‘✌️Happy Days Always’ ✌️
They replied: ‘✌️Happy Days Always’ ✌️
by SMiLeY QuEeN January 3, 2022
