assassin

a person who will kill you, but has the most hillarious word in the human language.

why sir the assassin may be oh so clever but when they kill you atleast they'll be taking you from behind.

by Miss mavie February 23, 2010

assel jacks

an assel jack is your butt

oh!My gosh im freezing my assel jacks off!!!

by lorlie leeson June 10, 2011

Booty-assed

half-assed, facadical, not non-inauthentic

she suggested that we go booty-assed camping.

by poop poopington November 19, 2007

Kennedy Assasination

A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.

"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"

by fuckyeahamerica April 1, 2010

Half-Assed

When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.

Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'

We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.

by Big John HammerCock August 22, 2011

assed out

sleep brought on by overconsumption of miscellaneous substances

damn, i had a xanbar and a fifth of vodka and i was assed out

by Tanatz August 2, 2006

ashesh

A girl who wants to drink occasionally.

Ashesh drank 5 vodkas yesterday

by Hunter Van Eck January 17, 2008