gay panic

two queer people in a relationship, regardless of gender, if it’s queer and i panic over it, gay panic

“omg i’m literally gay panicking over this video”

“that gave me gay panic”

by doublecheekeduponatuesdayafter October 16, 2021

Panic Faggot Mode

When a virus starts to spread and people turn into whiny little faggots.

Oh no! Costco got cleared out because half the city went Panic Faggot Mode!

by EpicGamerMoment420 March 15, 2020

Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023

Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.

"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."

by Zachschway June 9, 2018

panic heroin

When you are in a pinch, anxiety ridden, while in a public space.

Board Member Executive: "Hey Adam, did you get that ROI report ready for our top account we are meeting with over dinner?"

Adams Thoughts: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck thank god i have some panic heroin in my pocket"

by cdud February 28, 2025

Gay Panic

Twitch streamer Minx

“Minx is the definition of Gay panic”

by annieleonhartswife April 17, 2021

panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021