Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
Get the Teen-spreadingmug. A wannabe edgy "cool kid" that thinks listening to lil pump and saying faggot is gonna get him/her popular. Oh and don't forget the unnessasary use of the n word
by Pseudonymisaweirdwordha April 28, 2019
Get the Pre teenmug. If your were born in 1993-1996 who was a late teen 2000s and early 2010s teen.
If your born in 1997-1999 your was a early and mind 2010s teen
If your born in 2000-2002 your was a mid and late 2010s teen
If your born in 2003-2006 your was a late 2010s
If your born in 1997-1999 your was a early and mind 2010s teen
If your born in 2000-2002 your was a mid and late 2010s teen
If your born in 2003-2006 your was a late 2010s
by YamoshiSun June 24, 2021
Get the 2010s teenmug. A stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that Isloo-girls are stupid. A fail attempt at humour.
Bob: " Did you check the first new feature of Text Teen."
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"
by pot hole June 15, 2011
Get the Text Teenmug. The most overrated, obnoxious rock song in the history of rock n roll and is really the only Nirvana song any casual music fan knows.
Violet is a Nirvana fan but she changes the radio station whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on because she grew tired of that song three years ago.
by Fuck Webster! August 2, 2018
Get the Smells Like Teen Spiritmug. The "Twenty-teens" are the years 2013-2019. The teenage years of the 21st century AD and 3rd millennium AD.
by Anonymoose89 February 13, 2023
Get the Twenty - teensmug. by Lone_skywalkerXX July 5, 2019
Get the Teenmug.