retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.
"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
by Tijani January 25, 2009
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balls back

Getting to shoot again after both you and your beer pong partner make your shots.
Dan and I just sunk both of our shots, balls back bitch!
by Robb Deep January 20, 2009
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balls mcnasty

A general cry of disbelief or annoyance. Can also be said as an agreement with someone else's annoyance.

Derives from a batman comic.
'Did you hear Jimmy Fallon is taking over Late Nite'
'Balls McNasty. I hate Jimmy Fallon.'

or

(reading newspaper) 'Balls McNasty, Jimmy Fallon is taking over from Conan!'.
by Haronzo May 26, 2008
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balls that clang

to be fearless
sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.
by merchantDave August 20, 2010
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Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.
How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.
by JacoPA January 25, 2011
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Ball Burner

A sexual partner that makes a man cum multiple times reaching a point of the balls burning and only able to dry nut.
That little slut I took to the beach for the weekend turned out to be a ball burner. We never even saw the beach. Never left the room other than for some ice for my nutz.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
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Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 14, 2013
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