Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens
Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock
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Anne Wilson

Anne Wilson is a person.
Anne Wilson is Josiah’s next sacrifice
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amelia wilson

person 1: hey, have you seen amelia wilson
xbox last seen 7 minutes ago
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jaziah wilson

mason mounts wife ,,, 😋 smartest person like ever , also a very beautiful and funny person . loves roadmen.
jaziah is so cute

you’re so smart you can be like jaziah wilson
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wilson zou

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Nate Wilson

Nate Wilson is just internet drama.
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rhett wilson

When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.

Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing Rhett Wilson out my ass for 3 days straight
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