Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are tou addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

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Wilsoned

When a woman who has a heavy flow and still proceeds to have sex then puts the blood on her hand and smacks her partner in the chest after completion. Meaning a mixture of blood and semen

"I just Wilsoned that bitch."

by Hoeislife October 31, 2017

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Wilson

noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.

After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.

by KDubs2004 August 9, 2022

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A sexy man with orange pubes. He has many parties and is still looking for X because he can’t find it. He gets turned on by his Math homework and loves golf. He likes golf because it involves beating small white balls.

He’s such a wilson!

by MABRY is boring April 9, 2022

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chubby wilson

(n) 1. A well rounded and rather plump penis that is average in size but packing mad girth.
(Adj) 2. Used to describe a very good, championship-winning caliber fantasy football team.

Jonathan's fantasy football team this year is going to win it all I swear, dude's got one chubby wilson!!

by The Chubby Wilson September 6, 2022

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Mckenzie Wilson

Mckenzie is a wanna-be theatre kid who laughs during your solos, thinks she is the best but doesn't even know her lines. Mckenzie likes to be rude out of pure enjoyment. Mckenzie Wilson only has one friend.

theatre kid- Ugh Mckenzie's talking during my solo again!!!!

Mckenzie is rude and I hate her

Mckenzie Wilson is typically a rude person

by theatre kid2434 January 28, 2022

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