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Taco Time

A Mexican restaurant franchise prevalent to the West coast (but gradually moving eastward) of the United States. The first store originated in Eugene, Oregon.

Many confuse Taco Bell and Taco Time - Taco Time, however, cooks everything in the morning fresh for the day, including taco shells and salad bowls, fresh taco meat made from real animal. Taco Bell uses plastic wrapped insta-meat and old taco shells to boot.

Taco Time is mostly known for it's Crisp Burritos - Crisp Bean, Meat, and Chicken. It is also considerably more expensive than Taco Bell, depending on location.
Let's go to Taco Time for some Crisp Bean Burritos.
by fjrefly February 7, 2006
mugGet the Taco Timemug.

Taco Tango

The most disgusting sex act ever, involving many illegal acts of beastiality, knives, amputee victims, rotten fruit, a q-tip, acid, a decomposing human body, a cow ready for milking, a glass of goat milk, a skeet shooter, a milky way bar covered in vasoline, two male jellyfish, a pint of uranium, a gallon of month old urine, a cactus, monkey hair, a beaver dam, a deer with a beaver inside of it, a human fetus (with umbilical cord attatched) a dozen ostrich eggs, a blender, 14 men, 2 women, a sheet of plastic 10 ft wide/ 30 ft long, powdered sugar, cocaine, a turniquate, and many more parts shall be added.

Attempted many times but never succeeded, many deaths, illegal in all 50 states including puerto rico, not allowed by Geneva Convention.
The myans once attempted the taco tango, and they are all dead now.
by arrested October 5, 2009
mugGet the Taco Tangomug.

turd taco

1. (n.) an extremely unpleasant meal.

2. (n.) When a woman after taking a shit wipes back to front.
1. I thought your mom cooked well; this is a total turd taco!

2. Yeah, man, after we went to her place, and I was about to go down on her when I realized that she had a turd taco down there!
by faggotron fo fags June 25, 2006
mugGet the turd tacomug.

Arby's Taco

Adjective:
1. Nasty, wrinkling hanging vagina flesh, often resembling Arby's sandwhich mean in color and texture. Also know as beef curtains.
Damn! Who would wanna eat that stripper's Arby's Taco? Ewwwww.
by CAPTAIN J. SWALLOWS June 25, 2005
mugGet the Arby's Tacomug.

taco chop

Man you really taco chopped the hell outta that bitch!
by B-rad15 January 4, 2008
mugGet the taco chopmug.

purple taco

I couldnt eat her out because she had a purple taco.
by richard k August 12, 2003
mugGet the purple tacomug.

Pink taco

I just fucked a pick taco last night.
by Jacob Soto October 17, 2004
mugGet the Pink tacomug.

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