Lag

Lag,when a online game has alot of ping to the point of “rubber banding” or slow gameplay. It also is an acronym for Lame.Axcuse for Gamers (It works better than LEG ok…)

person 1:Oh crap im experiencing Lag!
Person 2: Stop using that LAG

by A guy with a gun .E February 21, 2022

case of the lags

Case of the lags is when you and a mate (or a couple of mates) are on a voice server (Discord, Skype, Teamspeak ect) and one or more people start lagging out.

Person A: Oi Johno you there mate
Johno (lagging in and out): Yeah mate im here
Person A: Johno you have a case of the lags

by MenEverywhere1 June 7, 2019

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020

Sesh-lagged

The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.

"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."

by Welsh Rump January 3, 2023

Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014

LAG

"live arrival guarantee"; offered by some internet sellers of pets such as snakes.

"LAG available for shipping to transit hubs only"

by mothboyy July 16, 2021

job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 25, 2021