Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 24, 2022

Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent "memory loss".

Bet Winner: Do you have my 5 bucks today?

Bet Loser: Sorry, it's in my other wallet. Tomorrow for sure

Bet Winner: Damn, you have some serious bet lag!

by lagmaster69 October 14, 2011

Lag

A girl/guy that takes forever to text or respond back.

I can’t talk to Marie anymore she’s a lag.

by _McBeefi_ November 21, 2019

A Lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"I found a bunch of bibites moving together in a lag using the herding neuron."

by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Lagging

When your playing a video-game online and get connection interrupted.

Dude 1: “Hey we’re lagging”

Dude 2: “No, we’re moving like dogs.”

by Tank-Slushy December 13, 2021