Jon

Someone that typically gets carried in warzone

Man, this random in our team is such a Jon

by Dth562 September 13, 2020

Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.

Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”

by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023

The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.

by Bevan July 20, 2008

jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody

"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"

by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017

Jon

A weeb

Person 1: hey that guys a weeb
Person 2: yeah a total Jon

by Definitelyethan September 8, 2020

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

Jon Eng

A man from Delaware.

Sam is bein a real Jon Eng right now.

by Michael Catron December 26, 2019