halo 9

The 9th installment of the Halo series. Masterchief will finally be dead at this point, and humanity will collapse because of this, and the covenant will occupy Earth and some other shit I'm sure. Guerrilla warfare with resurected Avery Johnson plz!

I beat everybody to a definition of Halo 9! Now I'll have friends you actually love me...

by AnonymousBitch2 November 27, 2017

October 9

kiss without the cringe day

Just kiss them everywhere. October 9 is literally kiss without the cringe day.

by personguyboy October 7, 2021

May 9

Release date of Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz. It is a national holliday.

Person 1- "Hey dude, it's may 9th!"
Person 2- "Happy birthday Feel good inc!"

by kiwster May 9, 2020

July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

march 9

national hug a bitch day

it's march 9, let's go hug that bitch over there.

by lovely 🌻 October 15, 2019

9/11

national bring your plane to work day

guy 1: "Hey, you know it's national bring your plane to work day on 9/11"
guy 2: "Yeah? Where do you work?"
guy1: "World trade center"

by rapey maximus September 11, 2010

13-9

the comeback pitt fans use whenever wvu fans taunt them about how the mountaineers are better. first used on december 1st, 2007, when the 4-7 pitt panthers upset the bcs #2 west virginia mountaineers in the backyard brawl 13-9, denying them of a chance to play for their first national championship in football.

west virginia fan: spitt sucks so bad west virginia always kicks their ass
pitt fan: 13-9 bro

by vontez August 18, 2011