Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.

Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?

by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021

Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"

"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"

by JustActualReality May 2, 2018

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halla kara jon asle berg her. ev æ mæ? sid is often refered to jon asle.

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by quickscoper29 January 10, 2018

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by Crissysmegma December 2, 2024

Jon

Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you

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by yonnyoy November 23, 2021

Jon Kolbert

Yet another wikinazi from Jimmy Wales. Turns Internet into China by banning nearly all VPNs where he can. Has reason to hide themselves from journalists, police, and INTERPOL.

I know Jon Kolbert - said no one.

I trust Jon Kolbert - said no one.
Jon Kolbert is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog August 11, 2024

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The BEST videojuego that has ever existed. A kid named Tobias Shepherd loves the game so much that he and Krocco10 play Fortnite all the time and grind challenges to try to get to level 200 every season, and if they don't get to level 200, they buy levels.

Tobias: Krocco10, let's play Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe!
Krocco10: YAY FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon Groller: Toby, can I be your big boy and play with you and Krocco10?
Tobias: Sure, Jon! Let's play!

by PineappleMan43 May 26, 2023