by MrsWily June 25, 2017

by waaiayki January 17, 2022

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle
Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”
by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020

Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"
Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023

by Nigus thy einstine November 12, 2023

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.
The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.
by JiyaRe December 29, 2019

by yamato <# February 1, 2022
