fantasy fucking

The act of fucking someone, but fantasizing its someone else.

I was having sex with my boyfriend last night... but I was fantasy fucking my favorite celebrity or someone you wish you were with.

by anonymous774477 October 21, 2007

Brush Fucking

When a girl can't find her vibrator, dildo, or boyfriend, she uses her brush handle to fuck herself with. Someone may also Brush Fuck someone else.
Easier than trying to curl your hand up to get in there.
The larger the hairbrush handle, the better.

I got all wet and pounded myself with my hairbrush. In just a minute my thighs were shaking, and I watched the action with a mirror. It was better than porn, and I squirted all over the place. I came down so hard on the handle that it slipped out and I had to shove it back in. I love Brush Fucking.

by MeganFerguson September 8, 2009

Fuck Pup

The proper name for a "love child" born out of wedlock.

Did you hear that Arnold has a Fuck Pup?

by Dr Bonecrusher June 28, 2011

fucking the wheel

Eating milk and cookies, or any combination thereof. In doing so one is "fucking the wheel" in acknowledging that it is actually milk and cookies which together make man's greatest invention.

Person 1: "Hey bro, what'd you do for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"

by Vinternet November 15, 2007

fucking losers

the stupid fucks that have other people's definitions removed from this website, after people take their time and effort to submit them in an attempt to get them more widely known and used across the world

This definition is going to get sent to quality control by some cocksucking faggot fucking loser.

Yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

by EAT MY COCK February 17, 2004

courtesy fuck

Sexual intercourse that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture; a pity-fuck that's not gender-specific - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonym: courtesy suck

The old queen was corpulent and years past his prime, but the young twink took pity upon him and, much to the old man's delight, gave him a courtesy fuck that caused him to squeal in porcine delight.

by Victor Felix September 6, 2005

Mercy Fuck

The sex you give your partner when they are looking & feeling pathetic.

He had had such a bad week and I was really tired but I gave him a mercy fuck to cheer him up.

by Rakky4 February 4, 2010