cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty

Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick

by I3avier August 17, 2023

Cheese on a Stick

A derogatory phrase describing someone with aids. Specifically men.

“Have you been hanging with Nic?”
“You know he’s a cheese on a stick?”

by WwIhTtkM May 22, 2022

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

cheeky cheese

someone who is so sloppy that they find he need to eat excessive amounts of cheese till there skin gets a moist creamy texture.

damn sams looking pretty cheeky cheese tonight ;-)

by themoistureman101 March 12, 2017

Cheese

cheese is the worst thing ever its so gross that you do a double back flip and stub your toe as you fall down the stairs

*someone eats cheese and dies*

by Oogaly Boogaly November 12, 2023

Cheese burger

It's a food dumbass!

Person1:Hey have you tried a cheese burger before?
Person2:Fuck you, you rat infested junkie.

by BobtheNotBuilder69 November 3, 2020

cheese wagon

a yellow school bus

You ride the cheese wagon to school?! Don't you have your own car?

by Danny Boyz March 9, 2016