Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Cheese doughnut

When a foreskin is so full of smegma you can push it off in the shape of a doughnut.

His dick was so dirty he made a cheese doughnut.

by Lime11 November 30, 2019

arizona grilled cheese

The act of pulling a woman's vagina apart the morning after sex to eat the "cheese" left over from the night before

I totally Arizona grilled cheese her dude

by Supertaint September 7, 2016

Cheese negger

It’s cheese and a nigger

Hey john do you want a cheese negger
John: what’s that
Jim: it’s cheese and a nigger so you want one

John: hell yeah

by Treder666 September 14, 2020

cheese block

when a someone says something so cheesy that you just block them.

“He said he loved my feet so i totally just cheese blocked him”

by ✧.ﾟ٩(๑>◡◡<๑)۶:｡♡ February 23, 2021

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

CHEDDAR CHEESE

CHEDDAR CHEESE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

ALL HAIL THE CHEDDAR CHEESE

by AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH October 5, 2022