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Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019
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Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.
"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"
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ugly high schooler kid

"Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!
Sheesh, look at that ugly high schooler kid, she must be a jerk.
by xXanonymousleoXx June 27, 2022
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sephora kid

Kids that go to sephora and ruin it for the adults shopping. They mess up the display makeup/testers and experience. Never buying shit!
"That lil punk is a sephora kid"
by Lilbahamamama January 15, 2024
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sketcher kid

A sketcher is an annoying kid that is loud asf n doesnt know how to tie shoes
Bro Cj a sketcher kid ong
Wdym sketcher kid ?

Oh hes annoying and cant tie his shoes so a sketcher kid.
by anonymous June 27, 2021
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iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.
Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."
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