Pussy Clart Points

Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.

"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"

by Andross 1978 March 9, 2010

Pasty Pussy Rod

Another way to name or call a white mans penis

Suck my pasty pussy rod you beezy!

by B-Clit149 March 22, 2010

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK

I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL

by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 6, 2009

Pussy Worshiper

A pussy worshiper is a term that describes a large percentage of males throughout the known world. A pussy worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions were scientific and/or logical. They may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female they worship.

Jack: Hey, Paul! Did you hear about Danny? He's getting married today!
Paul: Really? Well, that's too bad. He's gonna join the famous club...
Jack: What club?
Paul: Don't you know? The pussy worshipers. They're so famous that they have their own circle of Hell! Pussy worshipers are said to be responsible for most unnatural disasters that occur!

by Notaworshiper April 1, 2020

Crusty Pussy

The definition of someone that is petty and jealous of everything they cannot have.

"That girl, Katie, is such a crusty pussy."

by Myrtletheeducatedturtle May 15, 2017

pussy on the chainwax

A saying popular in the streeta orginating from key and peele comedy skits.

She was up on my belt all night. I had to put thst pussy on the chainwax

by Ryboinski89 June 20, 2017

plowing pussy

when the pussy is so bomb you literally annihilate it with farm equipment

There were so many women at that party that I was plowing pussy!

by adhd 455 April 19, 2016