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One of the many characters in Tulterheles Munkaval, a Veszteseg fangame. I won't spoil it, its both the Betrayed and ? Endings.

Tomato Friend: GET OUT
Me: no
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE February 22, 2024

Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.

Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna

by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021

Bad friends

Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.

“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”

“Lol nice”

Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.

by Golden Lizard May 14, 2021

National Kiss a Friend Day

April 4
A day when you can kiss any friend with or without tongue

“Hey did you here it’s national kiss a friend day?”
“Yeah I did. Pucker up!”

by JimmyHendrixWannabe947438 April 1, 2022

FRIENDS

NOT REAL!!!!!!!

EX FRIEND¨Hey best friend!¨
ME ¨FRIENDS ARE NOT REAL¨

by A real person :0 November 2, 2018

my friends

they basically don’t exist becuase my social life is falling apart 🥰🖐

i don’t have a sentence “my friends” it’s 12 am

by youdontsay November 9, 2019

Boy Best Friend

A boy who is best friends with a girl who wants to have sex, but the female has no interest. Yet he does get the part of the relationships where she vents and cries to him.

Boy 1: Wait so your best friends with Jessica but your still not getting any play?
Boy 2: Yeah that's what I get for being the boy best friend. But she did tell me about how she broke up with chad yesterday.

by DownBadMan February 10, 2022