Doing it for the book

Putting on for Facebook. Doing to much for likes and shares. When you are a nobody outside of the social media platforms.

Why mike on Facebook flexing like he got money? That ain’t even his car! He need to stop doing it for the book

by OgJoeyP(VAGhuncho) December 12, 2017

Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

by My Password January 20, 2023

Yes. I do.

You're not sexually advanced. Getting railed by a bunch of fat cocks doesn't "advance" You in any way shape or form. Riding a roller coaster repeatedly doesn't make you a Rollercoaster expert. The experience you gain from having sex does advance your ability to have sex because you're just getting a fat cock jammed in you. You are fucking the fat cocks (alost exclusively) and then blaming and dehumanizing the baby dicks for their inability to fuck you.

Hym "And yes. I do. And if the AI works as intended, you are very much not the guy that tells me anything. It takes a guy who is very much more important than you and EVEN THEN... The answer is STILL 'Yes. I do.' MY line has already been crossed."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2025

He has the ability to do what he did

Which is what!? Buy his way into a company... Destroy it's net worth completely and lose a bunch of money... And then abdicate responsibility entirely by appointing some random chick to take over the position he literally bought... You mean THAT? Is THAT what you meant when you said that? Because...

Jrdn Ptrsn "He has the ability to do what he did."

Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Don't do it

No. Go fuck yourself. I'm going to save a list of you names in my phone for when the police find it.

Hym "What? 'Don't do it?' You clearly do not want that. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Do you like cheesecake?

Like you tush licked

Do you like cheesecake?

by mista malcolm October 31, 2023

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025