Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

by Dong knots July 16, 2015

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

smacky cheese

Semen that pooled outside the vagina, mouth, or anus and thickens to the consistency similar to gel or liquid cheese.

After we finished going at it, I found a puddle of smacky cheese

by Abyss_Rising October 23, 2020

Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022

cheese breath

So, cheese breath is a derogatory term describing the breath of a Wisconsin person, especially a Green Bay Packers’ fan.

FEMALE 1: GIRL! WTF is that rancid ass smell that is making me gag!

FEMALE 2: It’s cheese breath!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.

Bro, check out my dick string cheese collection.

by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025

Kraft singles American cheese

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.

Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.

by Señorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018