Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018

The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.

“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”

by mondocrunk May 23, 2022

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

monkey's blood

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)

can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please

by m56 January 17, 2025

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

Monkey Party

A girl having a threesome with herself and two bananas.

A monkey party is better than a banana split.

by Big Bird loves bananas June 24, 2010

Spice Monkey

A name given to a person who is thought to of/ has done Spice.
Also used as an insult.

Oi Charlie you fucking Spice Monkey Suck Your Mum.

by WestsideA. October 20, 2020