by Spinxmeister April 19, 2006
Get the dutch fuck mug.A moment while having sexual intercourse when you stop for a second or 2 in penetrating the woman's (or if gay, man's Asshole) vagina.
by Kyle Keith May 24, 2006
Get the Fuck Lag mug.saying "dead as fuck" means youre at an emotional coma. basically its when you get to a point of laughter or shock that you really have nothing else you can do or say, so you just kinda sit there lifeless - or dead. mostly used on the internet but it works around friends too.
*your friend falls down a huge ass set of stairs yelling the whole time*
you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!
you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!
by xThatGuyZ September 12, 2011
Get the Dead As Fuck mug.When a girl can't find her vibrator, dildo, or boyfriend, she uses her brush handle to fuck herself with. Someone may also Brush Fuck someone else.
Easier than trying to curl your hand up to get in there.
The larger the hairbrush handle, the better.
Easier than trying to curl your hand up to get in there.
The larger the hairbrush handle, the better.
I got all wet and pounded myself with my hairbrush. In just a minute my thighs were shaking, and I watched the action with a mirror. It was better than porn, and I squirted all over the place. I came down so hard on the handle that it slipped out and I had to shove it back in. I love Brush Fucking.
by MeganFerguson September 8, 2009
Get the Brush Fucking mug.When a man is extremely sloshed (drunk) and has sloppy, wild, sweaty, loud, smelly, and great sex with a woman. Be advised slosh fucks have been known to occur with fat women, so the morning which follows the slosh fuck may be extremely regretful and or awkward.
Dude, last night I pounded far too many beers at the bar. Then there was a fat woman, who had NFL linebacker potential. For some reason, after a twelve-pack, she looked good. Anyway, I slosh fucked this fat lady for two hours and it was fucking great!
by jizzpants July 28, 2010
Get the slosh fuck mug.Eating milk and cookies, or any combination thereof. In doing so one is "fucking the wheel" in acknowledging that it is actually milk and cookies which together make man's greatest invention.
Person 1: "Hey bro, what'd you do for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"
by Vinternet November 15, 2007
Get the fucking the wheel mug.I was having sex with my boyfriend last night... but I was fantasy fucking my favorite celebrity or someone you wish you were with.
by anonymous774477 October 21, 2007
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