Your Sister's a mister

The ULTIMATE Insult To end anyone's career in One saying

Your mom Gay Lol
While Your sister's A Mister

by Samuel_Le_Jackson May 21, 2018

Evangelizing your penis

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.

Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...

by birthdayfan July 9, 2012

Flapping Your Wing

Masturbating... While thinking about/addicted to the game Flappy Bird.

Me: Are you flapping your wing tonight?
Boyfriend: I might. I don't know. I have to be in the mood to play the game in order to.
Me: Ah. That sucks.

by FlappybirdRFun February 1, 2014

69ing your food

Is the act of you and your significant other both ordering separate meals and then splitting each meal with each other hints both get equal pleasure.

Did you and your wife have a great time 69ing your food last night?

by Derek30269 September 8, 2015

Eat Your Lunch

In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the interested prospect hits your website, but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)

If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.

by MarketPower Joel May 2, 2022

your grandma bisexual

Worse than "your dad lesbian" and "yo're mum gay" combined. If followed by a "Lol XD", then true devestation is brought forth.

Carl: your dad lesbian and your mom gay.

An intellectual: your grandma bisexual Lol XD

Carl: dies of gayness and being a faggot

by Throckmorton the skater May 10, 2018

watch your door

A sentence used by hackers saying they have swatted you and to watch your door being broken down by a swat guy.

Billy: Watch your door
Frank: Okay
Frank: Oh shit a swat guy just broke my door down.

by TheKiwiFruit October 30, 2013