DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

To do a Cunado

The act to meet a girl, leave your country and have a baby in less than 6 weeks

Did you hear about Bernard? He made a Cunado again but this time in Brazil !

To do a Cunado

by Firenz March 5, 2022

Doing a Sandy

Have a great transformation looks-wise; a glow-up. Inspired by "Grease" and Sandy's look in the "You're The One That I Want" scene.

I'll be doing a Sandy tonight. I need to look amazing for my date.

by scottpenelope May 11, 2021

Don’t do that!!

The iconic saying by kalina’s dad

Kalina: *puts the screw in the TV wrong*
Kalina’s: Don’t do that!!

by Ava poop May 12, 2021

Do do

do do

I do what I do do

by Dindune May 13, 2021

Doing a Milo

Actiing in a way that destroys your political or moral credibility in front of a large audience. Named for Milo Yiannopoulos, who got himself fired from conservative politics for speaking about his youthful sexual experiences with Catholic priests.

Yeah, when he talked about dating underage girls in the Caribbean, he really was doing a Milo!

by John Edgar Boston May 16, 2021