Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.

To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day

On May 28th, you just try and hug, snuggle, or kiss all your guy friends, and most importantly... Your Anti-furry friends.

Most boys kissed becomes King Boykisser for the year

"D-DUDE-! GET OFFA ME THATS GAY-"
"But it's Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day~..."
"Shut up... your a furry..."
"Anddd...? You're an anti..?"

by Meeko Clockwell November 27, 2024

Smiling friend syndrome

When something or someone is incredibly violent, as in the cartoon smiling friends.

those kids got smiling friend syndrome, I'm telling you !

by Morfgip rugber December 10, 2024

It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"

Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024

a friend of Dorothy's

Sir Elton John.

The song "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" is such an obvious reference to "Wizard of Oz" (1939 film) that clearly a friend of Dorothy's involved with this.

by bitchuck December 15, 2024

friend famine

Friend Famine is a widespread scarcity of real true friends caused by several factors, including them being users time-wasters, I freeloaders,

backstabber frenemy fake friends that leave you to rot while having made their own amusement without you not needing your money a ride in your car somewhere to stay..

It's funny, now it's the weekend I'm broke, have no money, wages car place to stay no one will talk to me, I'm getting g proper ghosted again I'm in proper friend famine this weekend again.

by Jamie Cheese son of the uni December 21, 2024

sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.

Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024