absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020

Monkey

A first aids kit

I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.

by bonkobi December 6, 2020

Monkey

Otherwise known as a nigger is a racial slur usually referring to the African American race.

Man 1: look at them dirty ass monkeys
Man 2: u mean all of them dirty black people
Man1: Ya

by Monkey nigger 123 December 6, 2020

monkey

monki

Man your such a monkey!

by trollingquest December 8, 2020

Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.

Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.

by other monkey December 26, 2020

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Shameless Butt Monkey

A person who loves the Truth.

The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.

by 51acker December 30, 2020