what's it doing

To describe someone that's being so weird it needs to be categorised as a thing not a human.

*Stranger running around like a madman* "What's it doing?"

by 👅Yazz👅 November 3, 2024

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024

Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024

Do one god

Meaning a person who will jump at any opportunity to turn up and spend/receive time, money, and sex when someone they find attractive is involved.

Man you was with Keisha on monday, went bowling with Iyanna on Wednesday, and spent the night with Lex last night. Damn bro you a real do one god ain't you?

by Draxh3llsing027 November 30, 2024

Do I look like him

Mama, I'm chasing a ghost
I don't know who he is
Mama, I'm chasing a ghost
I don't know where he is
Mama, I'm chasing a ghost
Do I look like him? (Like, what?)
Like him (like, what?)
Like him (like, what?)
Like him

M:Do I look like him
M:Like himmmm
F:Bro what

M:It's a Tyler the creator song bro

by Lexi♡ November 30, 2024

doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.

I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”

by Downieprincess December 1, 2024