monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 25, 2024

Penis nude

Noun; a weird way to speaks about a dick pic.

Hay babe can I get a sexy hot penis nude?

by Analovie24 July 20, 2018

Penis nude

This word is a weird way to say dick pic

Hey babe, can you send me hot and sexy penis nude?

by Analovie24 July 20, 2018

A penis flowing in the wind

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted

Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

by FarkleMurd April 20, 2018

Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.

Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!

by haha or satin June 03, 2023

Ego Penis

The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people

Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”

by XnippleheartsX March 24, 2022

pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 27, 2022