friend drunk

when you and your friend(s) become delirious and seemingly drunk from each other’s vibes with no alcohol consumed - this may present as human zoomies, excessive giggling and an inability to form coherent sentences
(Also known as girl drunk)

“what have you two been drinking?”
“oh, nothing - we are just friend drunk!”

by lavender haze December 18, 2023

Bernice’s Best friend

Adjective
1. Someone who is obese

“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
“Lol”

by OmegaEagle March 30, 2023

Guy best friend

I’m addicted to his laugh
I love the way you smile
The way you make me feel
Like I’m the moon

While your the sun
Meant for each other

But never to be together.

He’s my guy best friend

by Abgh July 5, 2021

Slap your friends day

Slap ANY friend
May 5th

*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!

by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022

Toxic Friend

Elmaz

Elmaz: I love hunter sooooooo much omg perfection I’m going to take arianas bff hunter away from her cause I am a toxic friend

Me: ...

by Ew I’m so down with shit November 6, 2019

friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023

Friend

Something you don’t have

C’mon

“Okay kids, now pair up!”
“Miss, I have no friends.”
“Nerd”

by Your_Pp April 1, 2020