double trouble

when you are having sex with a pregnant women, and the fetus proceeds to give you a blowjob all at once.

“yo brady i took this girl home from the club, and she happened to be pregnant”

“that’s awesome dude! did you end up getting a double trouble?”

“yessir, you already know”

by D3c1an March 12, 2025

Double Headed Dragon

When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach

Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon

Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned

by TrailNameJersey March 16, 2025

DOUBLE O JOE

When one O IN JOE ISNT ENOUGH

HEY DOUBLE O JOOE ....YOU KNOW WHEN THE DOUBLE O IS ENOUGH !!

Where have you been double O Joe!!

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Doublebleed

A double bleed, when someone is bleeding (externally) from two places.

Is that guy okay? He's experiencing a doublebleed!

by manoftheweirdwords March 20, 2025

double-header date

Date wants head at his place, then wants you to head home straight away without pleasure reciprocating.

Dave wanted me to go to his place last night for night cuddles, but it turned out to be a double-header when his roommate came home early. Dave is a double-header date.

by CushlaB March 22, 2025

Double Hoe

A man who has messed around with/dated/be in relationships with multiple women makes him a hoe. If he has confessed his love or said "love you" to more than one woman, he is a double hoe.

Yeah, he dated multiple women and told two he loved them. He is such a double hoe.

by MANEATERDICTIONARY March 30, 2025

Double Jack

To be affiliated with two groups or gangs.

"I'm double jacking BX and Uptown. I be everywhere.

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025