chip off the old cock

1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.

Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.

by shmaller July 20, 2006

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drop the kids off at the pool

The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.

"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."

by Ballsacteabaghard. December 21, 2007

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to get mugged off

Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.

"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
or
"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
or

"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."

by autodefa June 14, 2015

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