by isthereanamethatisnttaken July 9, 2021
Get the Friend mug.The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
Get the Friend Fucker Philosophy mug.a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022
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Your best friend is someone that you think about every day, every minute and every second. Your best friend is someone you can feel comfortable around and joke with. You even have your own inside jokes! Best friends aren't only for joking though. They also are there for when you are going through hard times. They will support you and listen to you no matter what because they are your best friend!
Your best friend is someone that you think about every day, every minute and every second. Your best friend is someone you can feel comfortable around and joke with. You even have your own inside jokes! Best friends aren't only for joking though. They also are there for when you are going through hard times. They will support you and listen to you no matter what because they are your best friend!
by Awesome Bloxy January 10, 2022
Get the Best friend mug.A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex
by Therealsnake123 August 27, 2020
Get the Friends fuck friday mug.Expose your friend that rarely replies back is posting a picture of your chat of you and your friend who rarely texts back to you(november 6)
Expose your friend that rarely replies back is posting a picture of your chat of you and your friend who rarely texts back to you
by Best._.Boi._.Chan November 6, 2021
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