Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

shrubbery cunt

A woman who likes wood.

When I was fucking her , she Kepler screaming elm, elm, elm and my names mat . She's a shrubbery cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Sup cunt

When you have a friend that you hate but hes the only one who plays minecraft with you.

You: Sup cunt
Friend: Sup fag

by I don't want more tea August 20, 2019

Bored as cunt

To be very fucking bored. The most bored you can be.... ever

This lockdown has made me bored as cunt

by Si Williams January 10, 2021

cunt

a vivacious woman who has an alluring aura that radiates sensuality and power.

can command a room.

she’s cunt.

by fabulouslythatwitch June 4, 2023

Cunt

1. Slang for female genitalia

2. Generic London slang for a person, can be used in any context from extremely loving after ingesting MDMA - ie. ‘You’re fucking quality bruv, you know I fucking love ya don’t ya you cunt’
To extremely disparaging ie. ‘I fucking hate you you cunt & your mum’s a cunt too for giving birth to you’
Cunts come in all different shapes, sizes, colours, nationalities, genders, sexual orientations & social economic status’ - it is known for being one of the most inclusive & diverse nouns in the English language as it can be utilised when used after nearly every adjective known to man

1. ‘You alright you cunt how have you been, good to see you looking well’

‘You know I don’t like that word, why can’t you just call people by their names or call me mum anymore? None of us ever know which one of us you’re speaking to’

‘Alright mum, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to be a cunt, I apologise …… there, are you happy now cunt?’

2. ‘ ‘ello you cunt’ (sic) - Harvey Price

by Snapper99 April 11, 2025

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A reference that a baseball team said before going onto the field

1 2 3! Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

by Akshsuhabanishav September 4, 2020