Penis

OHH that penis is looking big and juicy "Stick it in me, Daddy. UWU"

"Heyyyy baby, can we have sex with that scrumshus Penis tonight"

by jilly job Joe May 15, 2022

jonathan penis

hes the penis guy

jonathan penis is the penis guy

by deezies November 12, 2023

Penis

A ding dong inbetween them legs.

"Look at her penis."

by Oavfwkabf March 23, 2020

penis

i love to suck it

i love to suck a penis

by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs October 20, 2020

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Penis

A part that dangles between a males legs. It has 2 balls. It is used for urinating and in sex. During sex, This part gets stiff from feelings and once stiff, goes into a womans Vagina. (There is a sack in the Vagina designed about 4 inches deep for penises.) Once inside a vagina the balls will produce cum and deposit it out the penis into the vagina and then the womans body will do the rest. (More on Vagina and Sex). A guys penis is normally 3-4 inces long.

I pulled my penis out too early and cummed all over her.

by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024