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Small penis 

Yours
“You have a small penis
Small penis by Bigpenisman42069 September 20, 2021

atomic penis 

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm
I have a atomic penis
atomic penis by kklaus2001 October 5, 2021

torpedo penis 

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo
cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
torpedo penis by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021

redbull penis 

its a funny joke and it tastes good
I love redbull penis, and normal penis
redbull penis by tin is gay October 15, 2021

three penis wine 

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.
Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!
three penis wine by Mark tawang October 20, 2021

harrys penis 

the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.
harrys penis could block out the sun
harrys penis by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021