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Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Make like two

A pre-phrase to a stated verb (action) most commonly affiliated between two close acquaintances.
-“YO D. O. DOUBLE G! THEY COMIN’!! WE NEED’A MAKE LIKE TWO AND SPLIT!!”
-“Hey baby, let’s make like two do, and get it ooooonnnn(;”
-“ I'm stuck on you
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Stuck like glue
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Let’s make like two
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue” -sugarland
by Mrpappagiorgio November 27, 2021
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Like System

“Bro, all the likes and dislikes on UD are set to 0, and I can’t change it, the like system must be broken.”
by Forgive Marcel August 6, 2025
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IO5Z like's sIaves?

bro if your username is IO5Z then you clearly LOVE 👳🏿 ♂️
IO5Z like's sIaves?
by leavemealone012 May 17, 2023
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Girls like you

A song by Maroon 5. It was Popular and it used to be an extremely popular tiktok music in 2018 and 2017.
" CAUSE GIRLS LIKE YOU"

"RUN 'ROUND WITH GUYS LIKE ME"

"TIL SUNDOWN WHEN I COME THROUGH"

"I NEED A GIRL LIKE YOU YEAH YEAH"
by Apipa Noshi June 6, 2021
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Like Tilly pass

A like Tilly pass is a way of defence if someone says to you “you like Tilly” These like Tilly passes can be obtained by asking people such as Jacob, Will or George and they will decide if your reasoning is good enough for you to have a Like Tilly pass
Harrison - “You like Tilly

Will - “But I have a Like Tilly pass”
by Nemesizzle July 21, 2021
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Like a crackhead and a Arab

It never good when there together
Two boys causing trouble: y’all are like a crackhead and a Arab yall are never causing good together
by Obez_margo November 10, 2021
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