Someone who likes 20 kids

Janice

Someone who likes 20 kids

by it’s true I promiśę October 29, 2019

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Kid catcher

When a woman shaves around her pussy but leaves the hair between it and her belly button. That way the dude can pull out and the kids get caught in the jungle.

She had a super thick kid catcher but I ate her pussy anyway.

by Therealdeal1984 November 30, 2022

Spaceship kids

Kids with wealthy parents that usually get what they want

“Those kids whipping new coupes everyday?”
“They are just spaceship kids... their dads bought them those.”

by S S K 69000 October 11, 2019

Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more

Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day

by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022

Sephora kid

When a kid under the age of 13 uses a bunch of random skincare such as retinol, and niacinamide.

Random kid: MOM BUY ME ALL THE DRUNK ELEPHANT NOW!
Me: Shes such a Sephora kid..

by Preppydefinitions May 30, 2024

kid tuna

Averages 2lbs of beef topped with 2 cans of tuna wrapped in one tortilla a day in order to get absolutely yoked with 100% gains. 100% muscle, -10% body fat…. Usually hits in order of fist-elbow. With deadly force.

Kid tuna had to walk through the doorway sideways just to get through the door.

by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025