The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
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Five Finger Waltz

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.
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Wrapped around my finger

SFW phrase, used to explain fingering someone.
We went to the movies and I had her wrapped around my finger.
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finger acne

dirt and shit under yo nasty ass fingernails
jt wtf is on yo hand you got finger acne
by izzyisnasty July 14, 2022
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Lord finger

The act of snorting crushed candy powder.
I crushed those mints and took the Lord Finger.
by WeweeSankido June 26, 2016
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marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.
We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.
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No Finger February

No finger February. Like no nut November, except it's for vaginas and Februarys.
Girl: It's no finger February
Guy: What's that?
Girl: NNN for girls
by matthewgraygubler'swife November 17, 2019
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