friends

Useless beings

waste of your life

a pretty good sitcom

i don't need friends they disappoint me

shut the fuck up i'm watching friends

by whitebalck October 08, 2018

Friends

The thing you don't have.

You have no friends.

by _username_____username February 12, 2019

Friend

Of course you don't know what a friend is, why would you?

HEY! You got no friends lmao

by Yo Momma Gay May 26, 2019

Friends

Things that u and I won’t ever have

Me: I want to make new friends this year
Parent: you’ll be lonely forever

by Bear is my dogs name August 18, 2021

Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Friends

Something that doesn't exist.
They are just mass Hallucinations.

for instance here are a bunch of people mass hallucinating the thing called friend
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!

by an-absolute-shitbag June 15, 2020

Friends

The best tv show ever

Me: I love Friends
Smart person: Me too

by guacbird December 17, 2019