leaky butthole syndrome

Fake disorder that a bad mom uses as an excuse to keep their kid at school even though he has exploding diarrhea

"He his shitting everywhere and on everything, he needs not to be here at school, but mom has a doctor's for leaky butthole syndrome so the principal said we can't send him home"

by IrishMerc September 29, 2021

phantom laptop syndrome

A condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.

Person 1: Why are you tapping the table like that?

Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.

by AvocadoPenguin August 2, 2012

Mixed Child Syndrome

When a mixed child suffers an identity crisis from feeling as if they don’t belong to either racial/ethnic group so they succumb to the ways of the dominant group, thereby taking part in perpetuating negative stereotypes/behaviors of the minority aspect of their identity.

“Did you see how Tamera was defending her racist a** husband Adam?”
“Girl yeah, you know she got Mixed Child Syndrome. That’s why we stan Tia!”

“Did y’all know Mariah Carey was half Black?!”
“Yeah she always acknowledged her Blackness she never had that Mixed Race Syndrome.”

by Mirbeanz March 4, 2021

public piss syndrome

The inability to relieve your bladder in a public place such as a grocery store, restaurant,etc. While this isn't typically looked at as a medical condition, it is a form of anxiety due to the possibility of someone looking at your junk. Typically this is a problem for men using urnials while someone else is in the bathroom as well.

Bob: Hey Mike, did you stop at the bathroom at the bar?

Mike: No, there was a guy going at one of the urinials, and I have public piss syndrome.

by ColbyJack121 May 15, 2016

E-Adams Syndrome

E-Adams Syndrome: When someone does something FUCKED UP or just downright stupid, and resembles a certain Emily Adams, they officially have the E-Adams syndrome. Has to be an extreme level of insanely fucking something up.

“Yooo my skirt did me so dirty at the cinema!” - Person 1
“ LOL! You have E-Adams Syndrome!”

by momothegenius July 26, 2018

Blue Dog Syndrome

ADHD or ADHD-like symptoms that often present in dogs, usually in blue staffies, as intense over arousal in the presence of even just mild stimuli.

My dog Buddy’s blue dog syndrome makes his brain melt when sees another dog 100 yards away

by Potato Papi August 30, 2022

Russell Sliver Syndrome

This syndrome gives you a huge a forehead

Person 1: That guy have Russell Sliver Syndrome
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: He has a Huge forehead

by some random retarded faggot May 27, 2019