My penis 

The smallest thing on the fucking earth

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant

My penis by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021

My penis 

What I gave your mom last night

My penis is large- a 1 inch

My penis by WON'TLETMENAMEMYSELF May 30, 2021

viral penis 

someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!

me: ph?

someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!

me: :flushed:

woah that viral penis has 200k views!

viral penis by procilten (not prociten) June 9, 2021

Perfect penis 

Shahn’s penis is perfect.

Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!

Perfect penis by Si senior June 12, 2021

The penis 

Haha. Whoa

The penis. Oh yeah..!

The penis by uban dicinary July 6, 2021

Spiritual Penis Bond 

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.

John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

Spiritual Penis Bond by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021

douglass penis

Absolutely massive

Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.

douglass penis by Rossman08 August 22, 2021