jacking the pug

1.to masterbate profoundly
2. to steal a small but rare dog ( not really )

i walked in on Bradley'O jacking the pug it was gross
by ThePatrickEscape October 26, 2008
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Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is the ultimate 2 stroke man no one can stop him and his 2 stroke passion he will never ride one of the gay 4 strokes and if he does it will be the last thing he rides , Jack is truly a meme in the flesh and he hates libtard
Mix that 2 stroke gas Jack Ryan
by Robbybobby420 October 28, 2019
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Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.
Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.
by barackryan July 18, 2022
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Jack Cassidy

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Jack Cassidy is a big V
by Mr. Kipling June 05, 2019
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Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.
Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015
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jacked

he jacked your mom good bro
by Harry buttlicker May 02, 2019
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Jacked

To meet the Irish Twitter celebrity, Jack Nolan
I just got Jacked in a hotel last night
by TY3 meme lord March 25, 2021
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