Hassy-Penty-Interm

It goes on the hand, or, under the hand

"Hey, does anybody want a Hassy-Penty-Interm?

by _rrandom August 2, 2025

Face of the internet

Face of the internet aka Brakanah 44 is a Internet next level genius who not only bagged the title by Having some of his pictures supplied all over the world through logarithm and websites like wikipedia, and stock photos and owning high premium websites like Faceoftheinternet.com, greatestgoat.com, greatesticon.com, hypelegend.com backing his influence which brings almost 100million views monthly on his social presence.

The only proven Face of the internet is Brakanah 44 the internet architect

by Conex August 18, 2025

cunt pounding interest

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.

Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".

by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025

The Ancient Interface

When you're high as shit and trying to use a computer and you feel like you're using the first OS ever created, in ancient times.

I just need to connect my airpods. Shit, I've stumbled into the Ancient Interface.

by ellietonin October 24, 2025

External bank internal accounting fraud

When a bank client requests financial support and the external bank refuses to credit the client dashboard, or the client requests an authorised credit note to be posted to the external live bank dashboard and the bank doesn't do it or when a bank client sends a proof of payment from a fintech bank to an external bank and they don't credit the external bank dashboard it is suspected external bank internal accounting fraud.

I'm tempted to report the external banks to the police at the police station regarding external bank internal accounting fraud but I don't like talking on the phone or going to the police station to try open a case as it pulls in a whole bunch of new people I don't want to deal with.

by Patrick01 December 17, 2025

I love the internet

when that fluff fic you wrote for that new character ended up posted right after porn of them
See also: I hate the internet

"huh. I wonder how many have also done this character given that hes new"
"33!? ALREADY!? Damn yall are fast."
"Wonder what they are."
"Okay, there's mine of course, and then-"
wtf
"I love the internet."

by I have autism January 13, 2026

I hate the internet

when that fluff fic u posted for that new character ended up right after porn of them
See also: I love the internet

"huh. I wonder how many have also done this character given that hes new"
"33!? ALREADY!? Damn yall are fast."
"Wonder what they are."
"Okay, there's mine of course, and then-"
wtf
"I hate the internet."

by I have autism January 13, 2026