Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

arizona grilled cheese

The act of pulling a woman's vagina apart the morning after sex to eat the "cheese" left over from the night before

I totally Arizona grilled cheese her dude

by Supertaint September 7, 2016

people cheese

The crust that forms primarily on your cars steering wheel, radio and hvac controls and shifter.

Did you clean all of that people cheese off the steering wheel?

by butt cheese 81 October 28, 2013

Garbage Cheese

When you pull the large industrial garbage bag out of the pool trash cans and it starts to leak out. Then you drop it on your foot and when you lift it up there’s cottage cheese made from trash juice on your shoe. Also can be described as mushy solid found at the bottom of a garbage can mainly composed of half darken beer, popsicle juice, and half eaten chips.

Owen I got some garbage cheese on my foot last night so be careful with the garbage today.

by PoolWorker June 12, 2021

Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.

Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.

by JugChugger December 14, 2019

Cheese popped

Popping a cheese ball into your lovers hole.

I cheese popped my girlfriends hole.

by Handling Mc Handler February 11, 2018

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021