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wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
by sannak June 18, 2006
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off to meet the wizard

to go off in to the wilderness to take a piss
hey jim i am off to meet the wizard

or man i just meet the wizard it was awesome
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riggidy right off it

To get very intoxicated.
Tonight we are going to get riggidy right off it.
by Yalice September 15, 2007
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Get off me

- A popular sentence used by streamers who don’t like other players that are better than them

See also- your trash, fuck you kid etc
by Wheat master 64 October 9, 2019
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break their ankles off

A phrase used originally by the Youtuber YuB, when one would skillfully maneuver around something or someone of which is approaching with most likely malicious intent.
I'm going to try to break their ankles off...
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whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.
"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.
by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004
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rubbin off the paint

You see Nahmir he been rubbin off the paint.
by 7th gang October 4, 2017
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