Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.

Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018

2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.

Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

rip luffy kid

A Roblox iPad kid who plays blox fruits in their room all day without touching grass that is allergic to sunlight and their biggest fear are girls and doesn’t shower and in Roblox dressed up with rainbow clothes and thousands layers of hair looking depressed with the display name rip_luffy

User1: Yo wasn’t that kid in our game yesterday?

User2: oh you mean the rip luffy kid?

by RileyIsBack January 4, 2025

Kids

Very unstable creatures that is a punishment for having sex..

Aliyah: Shawn.. remember how we were both drunk the other night.. and we did it..
Shawn: yes.. what wrong?
Aliyah: I'm pregnant.. with twins..
Shawn: SHIT! WE ARE HAVING KIDS??!*faints*

by Psychzx September 24, 2021

umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You umbrella kid.

by Supsighted September 25, 2020

Smelly Kid

That one kid in school who never fucking showers and smells like cat piss

Kid 1:Bro the teacher put me with Jimmy for the project

Kid 2: Bro isn't that the smelly Kid

Kid 1: Yes he smells like acctual shit and I think he pissed himself.

by Shadowless43 January 28, 2023

MacBook kid

Like an iPad kid, but uses a MacBook Air or MacBook Pro instead of an iPad, often prefers a keyboard and mouse or keyboard and trackpad, knows how to use macOS and the Terminal, is tech-savvy, and is less brainrot-addled, a bit more intelligent, and asks the bigger questions to life compared to an iPad kid. Basically the opposite of an iPad kid.

Person 1: This is insert name here. They're insert age here.
MacBook kid: I have just finished making a new AAA title in Xcode 16.1!
Person 2: They are much smarter than my iPad kid. That smart kid is surely a MacBook kid!

by Microboy2 November 21, 2024