Blonde, blue eyed, categorically conservative.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.
Man: hey Will your car just got stolen!
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*
by Pearson TearArse May 9, 2022
Get the Will Downesmug. If one is down bad and another is up in a moment the one that happens to be down will be honest about wanting to sabotage the others success. Used to honest about the despicable way you may act in any given situation.
A phrase coined by Nate.
A phrase coined by Nate.
“He’s scared I might try to take his girl if we stay friends and all I could say is if I’m down and you’re up”
by Wavynaps March 30, 2022
Get the If I’m down and you’re upmug. When Austin Dickey on an episode of the dickeydines show tried to guess what dtcfdm meant.
This sentence means absolutely nothing.
This sentence means absolutely nothing.
by Pogabear December 21, 2016
Get the Down To Cuck Fam Date Memug. by Deadpool Pumpkin May 15, 2025
Get the Upside Down Pumpkinmug. by Blllahhhh October 17, 2019
Get the Come-down cuddlemug. To bunker down, is to stay and set up camp. To bungler down means your in a safe place. When you find that feeling of home, you know what to do! YOU BUNKER DOWN FOOL.
No frank! I’m not leaving I’m going to bunker down, and make this our home. You can stay and bunker down to or GO.
by Melody2see April 27, 2022
Get the Bunker downmug. Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
Get the let me break it down for you markmug.