Dick fishin

when you put fish flakes on your dick and stick into a fish bowl and let the little gold fish tickle your penis

Lincoln: man my girl said she done giving me blowjobs
Zyan: damn nigga my girl did that 2 weeks ago so I just started dick fishin

by xtlanta November 9, 2017

Dick Twitch

The shaky tingles a guy gets in his dick after he busts a nut.

Stop bitch!! You know I can’t take that shit once I get the dick twitches!!!

by FreddyKT December 2, 2017

dick dust

The crap you try to cough out after smoking way too much crystal meth.

My throat is sore from choking on all that dick dust.

by dirtleg May 15, 2016

Floppy dick

Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.

please dont actually do the floppy dick

by HOBO SQUAD July 29, 2016

hangover dick

When you're hungover and try to have sex and your dick won't get hard. Similar to whiskey dick but not due directly to alcohol but rather the hangover effects the morning after.

I was trying to smash this bish in the morning after a hard night of drinking but I had hangover dick and couldn't get hard.

by imrocksolid August 12, 2012

dick-a-lick

1. The dumbest person you know. Someone who makes stupid mistakes, and has "dumb blonde" characteristics.

2. D.A.L. is also a secret organization of only the highest ranking selection of "dick-a-licks". Goes under the code-name: Defends all losers.

Chody: Yeah, I got a 21 on the ACT, that thing was so hard

D.A.L. member: I could take a shit on the test and get a better ACT score than that, dick-a-lick!

Person 1: I think three rights... make a wrong

Person 2: Three rights make a left and you're a dick-a-lick...

by The Human Centicorn January 1, 2012

Dick stab

The sexual act of inserting the penis into another person. The term is normally associated with a forceful or unpleasant experience.

Woman 1: You have no idea how many times Tiger dick stabbed me that night. It was like I was a pin cushion.
Woman 2: Yeah, no wonder they call him Tiger Woods.

by ivashay March 1, 2011