Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017

smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"

by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024

smell like cheese

When a male dominant predator kisses god.

"Yo jamal did you kiss god, cause you smell like cheese"

by Dahvede October 18, 2020

college cheese

The way some people with a southern accent tend to say cottage cheese.

Michigander: What's that you've got in that elliptical glass dish?
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!

by Seshie February 15, 2019

French Cheese Tosser

A Insult to A French man who likes cheese so much

My Brother Antoine, You dumb French Cheese Tosser how DARE YOU!

by not-a-trump-supporter February 18, 2022

Cheese

adjective
Idiot, Phyco/ Psychotic, Weirdo, Abnormal- In friendly way, Not an insult, Complement.

YOU CHEESE!!

Oh my gosh, your such a cheese.

Stop being a cheese, you cheese!

by Stars Fire May 28, 2007

Biggie Cheese

Biggie Cheese is the name of a talented next generation porn star with a huge fat fucken cock and gives out an estimate of 2L of semen per bust. Biggie is also the name of the fat fucken kid in your class with big fat cheese producing titties that you want to suck on for lunch.

I wack to Biggie Cheese nut shot.

by dan the dan December 5, 2020