cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 14, 2017

Cum

What you do when you see your naked uncle on your bed and natural instincts take over

I sat in my dog and I started to CUM

by CUM master 777 May 17, 2022

Cum Brisket

A cut of fecal matter that two cowboys fans find accidentally while docking through the woods looking for their sliced golf balls

Man Daniel and Bishop have been enjoying their weekly search for cum brisket

by The Fairway December 10, 2023

cum blow

When a girl is sucking on a dick so hard that it cause cum to come out all over the females face breasts hair in an exploding manner

That cum blow must have been amazing

by CIMH December 30, 2015

Cummings

Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.

He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.

by Monkey House May 25, 2020

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by undeadd May 22, 2021

Cum Friends

When a group of boys cum in each other’s arse and suck it out slowly and sexually after.

Oh my god, me and my mates had a cum friends sesh last night, it was so fun

by Bigcock01 January 29, 2021