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Cum

What you do when you see your naked uncle on your bed and natural instincts take over
I sat in my dog and I started to CUM
by CUM master 777 May 17, 2022
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Cum Hunter

When your mexican friend Joseph is trying to make up some bullshit reason to deal with his delusions.
Wow, Bro you're such a Cum Hunter.
by Santa C1aus May 10, 2023
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Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.
Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022
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Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.
Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"
by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022
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Olivia cummings

by Joker on crack March 3, 2022
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by undeadd May 22, 2021
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Cum Fiesta

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.
Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”
by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018
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