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Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.
John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"
by DominicCummins May 25, 2020
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power cumming

A man jizzing in a young guys face and mouth, with the man:
-having a much larger dick than the young guy
-being much older than the young guy
-being much taller than the young guy
This is done with the man being completely naked and the young guy being fully clothed. It can be practised while the man stands and the young guy kneels down or the young guy laying on his back with the man riding on his chest. Also this act should be practised in silence - but moaning is permitted. In some cases the powercum ist initiated by the man peeing in the young guys face and mouth.
Werner was power cumming on his neighbours son while his wife was asleeep in their bedroom.
by The pcman December 7, 2019
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cum-bologna

An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.

Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.
Call the homies, tonight we feast on cum-bologna!
by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022
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Pee cum

After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.
In the bathroom, I could hear a guy pee cumming. That shit was nasty.
by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022
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Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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Cum Snog

A post fellatio jizz kiss before saying thanks and goodbye.
that was a fantastic blow job shall we have a cum snog before before I get the bus home?
by bogbonker December 21, 2017
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cum slut

she is totally a cum slut she once fucked the whole baseball team
by bigcockenergy May 7, 2022
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